Saturday, 24 August 2013

How many cows does it take to make a Zeppelin?

Norah - (c) Yellow Dexter 2013

The answer is 250,000.  The Daily Mail tells us that the Germans were banned from eating sausages to help with the First World War effort..

Zeppelin airships were a key weapon for the Central Powers during the 1914 to 1918 war but production placed a huge demand on cow guts, used to make gas holding cells.

It took more than 250,000 cows to make a single airship and the animals’ intestines became so precious that making the popular bratwurst and other sausages was temporarily made illegal in areas under German control.

Monday, 19 August 2013

Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows - "We have the power"

Jemima - (c) Yellow Dexter Ltd 2013

Jemima states "It's udder nonsense" after reports that Scottish Power are claiming that cows were responsible for power cuts in Angelsey, Wales.

Homes in Llanddona have been suffering intermittent problems affecting supply for a few seconds at a time.

Councillor Carwyn Jones said the long-running cuts were enough to knock out computers and other equipment.

ScottishPower said a broken support for an electricity pole had now been repaired.

"For years now the electricity has been going off for a few seconds then coming back on," said Mr Jones, county councillor for Seiriol ward, which includes Llanddona.

"I contacted ScottishPower and they got back to me saying they thought it was cows scratching against equipment, leading to a temporary cut as the equipment is moved.

"They said they were going to install fencing around the poles to try and sort it out, but as far as I know that has not happened yet."


Wednesday, 14 August 2013

Napoleon is udderly lost without his Josephine

Napoleon - (c) Yellow Dexter Ltd 2013

Napoleon looks udderly lost without his Josephine, despite his other maidens nearby.  Perhaps she has took a wrong turn for milking and ended up on a council housing estate in Stockport.

'I got up and went to the window and they were in next door's front garden, walking and mooing. The neighbours were out in their dressing gowns, taking pictures, and a taxi driver was trying to herd them up.'

The nurse, who works at Stockport's Stepping Hill Hospital, added: 'I usually work night shifts but this was my one night off and I got woken up by a herd of cows.'

Around 40 cows, who are believed to have escaped from their field, were later safely returned to their home at Bongs Farm, owned by Willam Massey, 51. 

Saturday, 10 August 2013

There Stood a Cow

Nancy - (c) Yellow Dexter Ltd 2013

Why is this blog called  There Stood a Cow?  It is named from a line of an old poem by McGonagle or someone like him.  The poem went:

On yonder hill
There stood a coo
It must have shifted
It's no there noo

Nancy is still there, she is a nosey cow, keeping her eye on what is going on around her, so that she can chew the cud with the other cows about it later, no doubt.


Panda-monium

Amanda (the panda) - (c) Yellow Dexter 2013

Edinburgh Zoo have their panties in a twist over the possibility of panda, Tian Tian being pregnant.  Pandas - along with other mammals including red deer and badgers - employ a technique called delayed implantation.

This means that the period between the moment of insemination and the moment of birth can be anything between 85 and 185 days.

Not so for the panda wannabe cow I snapped (above) the gestation period is about that of 9 months or 285 days.  This cute momma will have a baby weighing from around 70 to 100 lbs, whilst a new born panda weighs only 150 grams.

Amanda (above) can't see what the fuss is about.


Friday, 9 August 2013

Cow Takes On a Lion

A report in the Daily Mail today:



Ah well not quite!!

A passenger jet hit a cow when landing and skidded off the runway in Indonesia.

The Lion Air jet carrying 110 passengers and seven crew crashed into one of three cows that were wandering on the runway in Gorontalo, on Sulawesi Island.

No injuries were reported, but the incident forced the cancellation of flights, stranding hundreds of passengers traveling for the Eid holiday.
Transportation Ministry spokesman Bambang Ervan said three cows were on the runway, and the plane hit at least one of them and careened off the runway before coming to a stop.

The condition of the cows was unclear.

Pilot Iwan Permadi told Antara news agency that he could smell ‘burning meat’ during the incident, reported The Sydney Morning Herald.

He had thought there were dogs on the runway, but soon found out they were cows.

The plane suffered minor damage and skidded into the field next to the runway.

According to local media it had left Jakarta and also had a stopover in Makassar, on Sulawesi.

Indonesia has Asia’s worst aviation safety records.
In April, a Lion Air plane belly-flopped into the ocean just short of the runway off the resort island of Bali. All 108 people aboard survived.

The company has also put in orders with Airbus and Bowing. It has an aim to own 1000 planes within 10 years.

The incident is under investigation.

Thursday, 8 August 2013

More Moo than Boo

The News & Star reported some ghostly goings on in Gretna.

Staff at the world-famous marriage centre say they have seen a mysterious grey figure appearing out of nowhere, books flying off shelves and have heard unexplained footsteps in the building, which aptly has the address Headless Hill.

Ghost-hunters have experienced a drop in temperature and a “strong presence” in rooms which adjoin the building which has witnessed countless runaway weddings from young couples taking advantage of Scotland’s lenient marriage laws.

Now Dumfries and Galloway paranormal team Mostly Ghostly Investigations is to spend a night inside the attraction’s Wee Big Shop and its adjoining restaurant on August 16.

Cath Johnston, who manages the shop, has experienced some of the spooky happenings at first hand.

“Ever since a wall was knocked down inside the shop in March 2012 to give us more room spooky things have been happening,” she said. “It got to the point where I asked for someone to be with me when I opened up in the morning.”

After a preliminary visit paranormal investigator John Hill sensed a strong presence at one particular point in the room.

“The temperature had dropped and I felt as if someone was watching me,” he said.

“It’s interesting that these events started happening after a wall was knocked down as paranormal activity is often associated with renovation or demolition of a property.”

He went on: “Something has possibly been disturbed which may well be connected to these unusual reports”.

John also picked up on a strong presence in the kitchen of the restaurant.

Cath together with shop assistant colleagues David Edgar, Karen Nicholson, Rachel Dalton and restaurant manager Bill Hudson, have all seen and felt things that they cannot explain or pass off as their imagination running away.

“I used to be sceptical about these things but not anymore,” said Bill.

“There is something out of the ordinary here. I’ve seen a grey figure in a cloak standing watching me and then it disappears.

“And sometimes when I have been doing my bookwork in my office, after the restaurant has closed to the public and everyone has gone home, I have heard loud footsteps in the corridor outside. When I have rushed outside there is no-one there.”

In another incident a book about Highland cattle jumped from a shelf and hit Rachel Dalton. On another day the same book was found lying on the floor.

A plastic beaker cup also sprung off a rack and flew past David, and Karen was hit by a flying key.

“I had gone into the storage room and suddenly something smacked me on the head and a key clattered to the floor,” she said. “When we tried to find out what the key was for – as we had not seen it before – no-one knew.”

Cath was so spooked by one experience that she ran out of one part of the shop.

“I was at the back of the shop doing the papers when I heard a tapping noise,” she said. “I went to see if someone was at the windows or door but no-one was there.”

Monday, 5 August 2013

Edinburgh Festival

Edinburgh Festival

We went over to check out a couple of shows at the Fringe.  One was called "Old Jewish Jokes" and that was very entertaining with the comedian building up to a good ending.  It was a free show where you gave a donation at the end if you wanted.  These guys work hard for their money and I think if they have entertained you for an hour then the least you can do is part with some beer tokens.

The other show we saw was called "Trial by Audience" which was an improvised court case.  I don't want to say too much on this and perhaps spoil it for you, so all I will say is - fantastic, loved it and please go see.  This was another free show.

What does all this have to do with cows?  Well we were down in the Cowgate area of Edinburgh haha.