Monday, 30 September 2013

20 things you didnt know about cows

Maisie - (c) 2013 Yellow Dexter Ltd

This is a post I found on Mother Earth website 

1. Domestic cows are descendants of wild oxen known as aurochs, and they were first domesticated in southeast Turkey around 10,500 years ago. From the original 80 progenitors, an estimated 1.3 billion cattle exist today.
 
2. When scientists mapped out the bovine genome in 2009, they discovered that cattle have about 22,000 genes; 80 percent of their genes are shared with humans.
 
3. The word “cattle” comes from the Old French “chatel,” as in chattel, meaning property. In many parts of the world, cattle remain an indicator of economic wealth.
 
4. Female cattle are called cows; male cattle are called bulls. Generally in the English language we have a single word that we can use to refer to both the male or female of a species — like cat or dog. But cows are unique in that we don’t have a singular noun that refers equally to an adult cow or a bull; we just have cattle, which is plural. That said, in colloquial usage cattle are often referred to as cows, like in some of the references here.
 
5. Cows spend 10 to 12 hours a day lying down.
 
6. The average sleep time of a domestic cow is about four hours a day; unlike horses, they don’t sleep standing up.
 
7. Drunken rural carousers swear by their stories of tipping over cows in the middle of the night, but most experts assert that there's more urban myth going on than actual tipping. A 2005 study at the University of British Columbia concluded that tipping a cow would require an exertion of 2,910 newtons of force; meaning that a 4’7” cow pushed at an angle of 23.4 degrees relative to the ground would require the equivalent strength of 4.43 people to tip the poor thing over.
 
8. A dairy cow that is milking consumes around 100 pounds of feed each day.
 
9. When cows digest food, fermentation results in a large amount of methane; cattle produce 250 to 500 liters (and by some accounts, up to 1,000 liters) of the gas per day.
 
10. According to Stanford University, livestock account for anywhere between 18 and 51 percent of global greenhouse gas emissions measured in CO2 equivalent.
 
11. There are about 350 udder squirts in a gallon of milk.
 
12. Researchers have found that if you name a cow and treat her as an individual, she will produce almost 500 more pints of milk a year.
 
13. A German study found that cows tend to face either magnetic north or south when grazing or resting, regardless of the sun’s position or the wind’s direction. The study’s author says that magnetic compass orientation has been relatively under-studied in mammals; why cows use it remains a mystery.
 
14. Cattle have almost 300 degrees of vision, with blind spots only right in front of and behind them.
 
15. Cows have favorite friends and become stressed when they are separated. In a study measuring isolation, heart rates and cortisol levels, researcher Krista McLennan concluded that, "When heifers have their preferred partner with them, their stress levels in terms of their heart rates are reduced compared with if they were with a random individual."
 
16. Cattle are unable to see the color red; the red flags used by matadors only catch a bull’s attention because of the movement.
 
17. Cows can have regional accents. After a group of dairy farmers noticed their cows had different moos, language specialists determined that, "In small populations such as herds you would encounter identifiable dialectical variations which are most affected by the immediate peer group."
 
18. Cows have an excellent sense of smell and can detect odors up to six miles away.
 
19. Hindu nations believe that cows are holy and there are strict laws to protect them. The toughest come from the central Indian state of Madhya Pradesh, where anyone convicted of killing a cow or taking it somewhere to be killed can be jailed for up to seven years.
 
20. The world’s most expensive cow, Missy, brought in $1.2 million at the Royal Agricultural Winter Fair in 2009.

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Drunken Pig takes on a Cow

Who are you looking at? - (c) 2013 Yellow Dexter


When you go camping beware some drunken pig doesn't swipe your beer.

This Aussie drunk stole campers beer and attempted to fight with a cow. The wild pig was seen around the campsite for several days last week, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) reported, citing officials who said the animal got into multiple six-packs of beer over the course of a few days.
Fionna Findley, from the government highway division Main Roads, told ABC that the people camping overnight at the rest area said that "the pig stole their beers, drank them and then afterwards proceeded to tear apart the bin liners."

"We just want to remind everyone when you do pull over, make sure [your food and alcohol] is securely stored because there are a lot of animals out there that are keen for a free feed."

One camper who reportedly spoke with the affected campers told ABC that the pig got into 18 beers, ransacked the campsite's garbage bins and got into a fight with a cow.

The camper, who was only identified as Merida, said "there was some other people camped right on the river and they saw him running around their vehicle being chased by a cow.

"It was going around and around and then it went into the river and swam across to the middle of the river."
Findley told ABC that that her crews are not equipped to deal with wild pigs, especially if they are drunk.

The pig was last seen lying beneath a tree, potentially nursing a hangover.

Monday, 23 September 2013

The Pied Piper of Belgium



A Belgian sax player is the "Pied Piper" of cows.  Watch as he plays his sax and the cows come running to him.

I think he should have played Doris Day's "Moove over darling",  U2's "With or Without Moo" or  that old classic sung by Andy Williams and Frank Sinatra  "Moo River".

Just to remind you it goes like this...


Moo river, wider than a mile
I'm milking you in style some day
Oh, cream maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're going, I'm going your way

Two dexters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after the same rainbow's end, waiting, round the bend
My Huckleberry Friend, Moo River, and me

Moo river, wider than a mile
I'm milking you in style some day
Oh, cream maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're going, I'm going your way

Two dexters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after that same rainbow's end, waiting, round the bend
My Huckleberry Friend, Moo River, and me

Frankie goes for Assessment

Hit me,  hit me with those laser beams - (c) 2013 Yellow Dexter Ltd

CBC reports that a farmer who claimed his cows had been killed by lasers and heat rays, has been sent for psychiatric assessment.

Werner Bock is facing two counts of failing to provide proper food and water to his animals during the spring of 2011.
Provincial court Judge Troy Sweet was expected to render a decision in the case on Thursday.
Instead, the judge said he wanted Bock to see a psychiatrist first.
Bock, who contends the case against him is a conspiracy by the government, veterinarians, the RCMP and the CBC, refused.
He said a psychiatrist had previously found him to be suffering from paranoia and he doesn't trust them.
The judge repeatedly explained he felt it would be in Bock's best interest and that he didn't have a choice in the matter.
If Bock wouldn't go willingly, he said he would have to have him arrested.
Bock was then led away in handcuffs by the sheriff's deputies.
Crown witnesses testified about a pile of carcasses under hay bales, a dead cow in a brook and others buried in the woods.
Bock, acting in his own defence, called the charges against him a "pack of lies." He says the Crown's case was based on perjury and false evidence.
He says nobody wants to investigate the real reason for his dying cows. He says someone is killing them with lasers and heat rays.
Bock is scheduled to return to court on Monday.

Friday, 20 September 2013

Give that cow a huge Cuban cigar!




A Cuban dairy farmer says one of his cows has given birth to four healthy calves, a highly rare occurrence.
Veterinarian Andres Rodriguez runs state-owned dairy No. 128 in Picadura, about 44 miles (70 kilometers) east of Havana.http://www.nanaimodailynews.com/news/dairy-farmer-cow-gives-birth-to-rare-live-quadruplet-calves-in-cuban-town-1.632312
He says he was shocked when he went to a help a 3-year-old cow named Aleli give birth Aug. 29. She'd already had one calf when he got to her. Then another was born. And another, and another.
Three are male, and one a hermaphrodite.
According to U.S. and European experts, the odds of delivering live quadruplet calves are one in 11 million births. If all are the same gender, the odds rise to one in 179 million. No numbers could be found for a quad birth including a hermaphrodite.

Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Bear Necessities

My apologies for the huge gap (some weeks) in posting but I have taken the bull by horns and been decorating!

Now Alice (below) would tell you that is prudent to make sure you have bare necessities when out hunting.  Guns? check! Bullets? check!  Spectacles ?  hmm ...

Alice - (c) 2013 Yellow Dexter Ltd

Maybe this group of Swedish hunters, should've gone to Specsavers.

A team of Swedish hunters who spent the night gripped by fear after seeing shadows they thought were a gang of menacing bears, woke to find nothing more than three runaway Norwegian cows. 

The hunters radioed for help shortly after they were dropped off by helicopter at dusk in the mountainous woods of Norbotten, claiming to be under threat from some of the roughly 900 brown known to lurk in the region. 
But as the evening light was dwindling fast, the helicopter pilot explained he wouldn't be able to fly back to rescue the hunters until the next day.
"I was on another assignment and we don't fly in the dark so they had to sit in a little shelter. It's like a little box," pilot Johan Nordlund told the paper.
So the hunters spent the night cowering in their shelter, waiting for the bears to strike. 
But when they peered out from their shelter in the morning, they found themselves face to face, not with a pack of ravenous bears, but with three harmless cows that had apparently lost their way.
"I asked, 'Are you guys drunk or what?'" Nordlund, the helicopter pilot, told Aftonbladet, adding that he thought the hunters were joking when they radioed back to call off the rescue operation.
As the nearest Swedish cattle farm is more than 100 kilometres away, it's likely the wayward cows hail from Norway, according to the paper.
Nordlund, who has seen the bovines on flights in the area in the ensuing days, last saw the visiting cows heading into a nearby national park.
"Maybe that's what they came over to see," he quipped. 
He warned that the cows' owner must be found and the livestock returned before winter's chill takes hold in the region.
"They'll die when winter comes," he told Aftonbladet.